I sleep with K. It is the only way we survive. Jim uses ear plugs and locks his door. I stay up with the girl and catch every moment of sleep that she will allow.
I have been having hot flashes or "power surges" lately. They are getting pretty intense. I was having a whopper of one last night. I had sweated SOOO much that my clothes were soaked, my hair was wet, the pillow... just everything. K sleeps on flannel sheets an silly me went to bed with my flees PJ pants on. (bad idea)
I didn't want to wake K so I sat there and suffered for a while. Then I really got cooking so I decided to risk moving because I was awake anyway.
As slowly and carefully as I could I shimmied out of my pants and got on top of the covers. There was a miracle because K didn't wake up.
A few hours later I was having a good dream and and wake to an icy hand on my knee. Then it pats up my leg..... gets to my bum... and then whack! I got a spanking.
"Moooooommmm!" she says "shoes on!" I know she really means "put your pants on" but I pretend I don't know what she is saying.
So, the little smartie pants, goes and gets a beach towel and tucks it around me.
Every so often I would feel her patting my bum just to make sure I was still being modest.
2 comments:
Well Mom, don't you know that girls have to keep their bums covered.
Way to funny. Love that girl!!!!
I'm so lucky she is here to keep me in line. =)
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